A SHAMELESS TAMBOURINE

Stuck between the LL Bean boots and the ironic t-shirts of the tragically hip Portland scene.
bobbbyg: Morning Breath ~ today I realized that Emily (AKA- the social media ninja) cannot be trusted* After two months of back-to-back business trips I returned to find the Ninja with her feet up at my desk. There is also evidence that she had been using the Kiehl’s products that I keep stashed in my top desk drawer and someone heard her impersonating me on the phone. And she was ordering spa services. And, to top it all off, she has outsted me as the “Mayor of VIA” on Foursquare. This calls for drastic action. Suggestions? *this photo was actually taken last Friday during Portland’s First Friday Art Walk at the “Shoot Your Face Off” event at SPACE by the talented Nathan Eldridge But I’m still keeping an eye on the Ninja. She’s notoriously power hungry. bobbbyg: Morning Breath ~ today I realized that Emily (AKA- the social media ninja) cannot be trusted* After two months of back-to-back business trips I returned to find the Ninja with her feet up at my desk. There is also evidence that she had been using the Kiehl’s products that I keep stashed in my top desk drawer and someone heard her impersonating me on the phone. And she was ordering spa services. And, to top it all off, she has outsted me as the “Mayor of VIA” on Foursquare. This calls for drastic action. Suggestions? *this photo was actually taken last Friday during Portland’s First Friday Art Walk at the “Shoot Your Face Off” event at SPACE by the talented Nathan Eldridge But I’m still keeping an eye on the Ninja. She’s notoriously power hungry.

bobbbyg:

Morning Breath ~ today I realized that Emily (AKA- the social media ninja) cannot be trusted*

After two months of back-to-back business trips I returned to find the Ninja with her feet up at my desk.

There is also evidence that she had been using the Kiehl’s products that I keep stashed in my top desk drawer and someone heard her impersonating me on the phone. And she was ordering spa services.

And, to top it all off, she has outsted me as the “Mayor of VIA” on Foursquare.

This calls for drastic action.

Suggestions?

*this photo was actually taken last Friday during Portland’s First Friday Art Walk at the “Shoot Your Face Off” event at SPACE by the talented Nathan Eldridge

But I’m still keeping an eye on the Ninja. She’s notoriously power hungry.